1. |
UN MOMENTO
04:03
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I was running and dropping
My things on the ground
I was tripping upstairs
With my hair falling down
I was fumbling and stumbling
And out of my head
I was all hot and bothered
Till somebody said
Una Momento
I was running to ballet
And racing to gym
I was screaming cross town
To be taught how to swim
Between step-parent B
And step-parent A
I was pushed I was pulled
Please somebody say
Una Momento
Wait just a minute
Hang on a sec
No need to hurry
Slow down
We’ll get there yet
Una Momento
I was huffing and puffing
And losing my breath
I was pushed to the brink
I was close to the edge
I was tied up in knots
I was hung by a thread
I was totally crazy
Till somebody said
Una Momento
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2. |
WE ALL ARE ANIMALS
02:27
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Hey Birdbrain
I think I smell a rat
You missed me by a whisker
You big scaredy cat
Do the duck for cover
Get your feet wet
With your crocodile tears
That’s all you’re going to get
Floats like a butterfly
Stings like a bee
Something smells fishy to me
We all are animals
Hey hogwash
You eat like a pig
Cock-a-doodle-doo
You’re bigger than big
Like a possum in a headlight
Like a kitten in a sack
C’mon ugly duckling
Let’s quack quack quack
Hey Dogbreath
Find your own way home
Tickle me tiger
Work your fingers to the bone
Do the cheeky monkey
Swing from a tree
Let’s all go bananas
1 2 3
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3. |
I WON'T GET IN THE CHOIR
02:37
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I won’t get in the choir
If I don’t sing any higher
I can sing low
Oh so low
In the ground I go
High high sing a little higher high high high
High high sing a little higher try try try
I made it to the choir
Cos I sang a little higher
I can sing high
I can sing low
Up into the sky
In the ground I go
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4. |
EMILY SAYS
03:10
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5. |
FRUIT FOR THOUGHT
03:08
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A mandarin
A pair of pears
Fruit for thought
Peel a banana
A nectarine
A raspberry
Fruit for thought
Feijoa
A coconut
A pineapple
Fruit for thought
Cherry
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6. |
WASPITAL
03:26
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Curse you
You stung me
I think you know it was wrong
Bumble
You bee-ed me
I may be down but not for long
Take me to the Waspital
I need help
How did
You find me
You’ve flown into my life again
Why must
You hurt me
Your poison darts get under my skin
Doctor
Please fix me
My heart is sorely in need of repair
Bind me
And stitch me
Give me all your Waspital care
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7. |
BLACK SOCKS
01:37
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I’ve got to go to the laundry
To find where the black socks go
Where do they go?
I hid them in the fridge
I stuffed them in the hedgerow
I baked them and I ate them
And I taught them how to spit
I left them in the rain
Cos I don’t give a shiver me timbers
I hope you never find them
Cos I hid them
In the oven
Where they’ll burn and turn to ashes
And I’ll take them to the garden
And bury them in a big black hole
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8. |
HAPPITY
02:54
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Happity skipped and Happity hopped
But Happity couldn’t get over it all
He pricked up his ears
He picked up his feet
But tripped on his tail and everyone saw
The fumbliest stumbliest bunny of all
His feet are too big
And his teeth are too small
Happity Happity Happity Happity
Lives in a burrow in Palmerston North
Happity wished and Happity hoped
That some little bunny would give him a call
Cos all of the rabbits of Manawatu
Were going to go to the Rabbity Ball
His brothers and sisters and uncles and aunts
Were learning the steps to the rabbity dance
Happity drooped and Happity sighed
A rabbity tear fell onto his paw
The onliest loneliest rabbit, he thought
Cos no-one would ask him to go to the ball
He looked out the window and what did he saw
Miss Hippity Hop from the burrow next door
Miss Hippity Hop looked sadder than sad
Her teeth were too big and her feet were too small
She wanted to go but no-one would ask
Miss Hippity Hop to the Rabbity Ball
Then Happity saw that he might have a chance
“Miss Hippity Hop do you know how to dance?”
Miss Hippity Hop said “Why yes I do”
And bunnily showed him a dance step or two
And Happity’s heart went skippity beat
Cos she didn’t notice his very large feet
They danced in the moonlight and everyone saw
Hip Hop and Happity having a ball
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9. |
ROADWORKS CHORALE
01:23
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Roadworks now
Fast slow
Stop go
Roadworks now
Bitumen
Overalls O
Roadworks now
Dig down deep
Hard hats
Roadworks now
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10. |
MAGICAL POTION
02:53
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Cut your
Toenails
Put them into a jar
Add some
Earwax
Sweeten with brown sugar
It’s a magical potion
It’s a magical stew
It’s disgusting for me
It’s disgusting for you
Stir with
Toothbrush
Give it a good hard shake
Add some
Cat food
Into the oven to bake
For a
Topping
Dribble a little spit
Add a
Cockroach
Who would have thought of it
Give it
To your
Mother to indigest
If she
Eats it
You have achieved success
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11. |
ONE STEP FORWARD
03:12
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It’s grey today
My plane can’t fly away
All I can see
Is where I’d rather be
One step forward
Two steps back
My wing fell off
And I’ve a nasty cough
All I can do
Is wait for Doctor Who
I’m standing still
By the window sill
Here comes the rain
It’s cold and wet again
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12. |
MEANIE
03:04
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I only love you
When you’re beautiful
I only love you
When you’re good
I only love you
When you do what I say
And you know that you should
A meanie
A meanie old me
A meanie
I only love you
When you’re well behaved
I only love you
When you’re sweet
I only love you
When you’re nice to me
And you deserve a treat
I only love you
When you’re popular
I only love you
When you’re cute
I only love you
When your teeth are clean
And that’s the honest truth
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13. |
MOO
00:48
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If you don’t
You do
You know you didn’t you don’t you do
Until the cows come home
On your feet
A shoe
A shouldn’t a shan’t a shoe
To walk a kilometer or two
Until the cows come home
Moo
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14. |
HOLIDAY
02:49
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On a holiday in Polynesia
Sitting underneath the coconut trees
Sun is shining on the pretty blue sea
When a big fat coconut fell on me
On a holiday in Australia
Kangarooses on the hop all daylia
Sitting underneath the old gum tree
When a blue-tongued lizard took a piece of me
On a holiday in the Antarctic
Took my snowshoes and my sharpest ice pick
Played with penguins in the freezing sea
When a hump backed whale got a crush on me
On a holiday in old New Zealand
Grass is greener and the sheep are clean and
Birds are singing in the totara tree
When an earthquake shook itself all over me
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15. |
FRET NOT
03:08
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Fret not
Fret not
Worries on your mind
Keeping you from sleeping
In the night
Fret not
Fret not
Worry lullaby
Leads you to a peaceful dream
Tonight
Sleep and before long
All your troubles
Will be gone
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16. |
FAT-A-CAT
00:19
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Fatcat & Fishface New Zealand
FATCAT & FISHFACE are the award-winning outlaws of New Zealand children’s music. Their cheeky style and offbeat humour have been compared to Spike Milligan, Roald Dahl and Maurice Sendak.
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