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LITTLE ANIMAL EATER
01:56
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Little Animal Eater
She's a little bit of wild inside
Lying right on by the side of the heater
Full of little birds and mice
Little Animal Eater
Little-idle-little-idle-little-idle-little
Animal Eater Animal eater Animal Eater
Little Animal eater
She's a pussy footed little machine
Drinks a pint of milk at night or a litre
Little fangs oh baby she's so mean
Late at night
She hunts alone
Crying out for blood and bone
Little Animal Eater
Purring furrily beside your head
She's the sweetest little meat eating creature
Better say your prayers if she's on your bed
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FLYBY
03:48
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Flying high above the city
She was on a mission to spy, to seek, to land.
Under cover of darkness she buzzed Ground Control
And beginning her descent, she dived…
Oh she was looking for a place to lay her maggots
Yes she was looking for a place to lay her maggots
Fly in the kitchen, by the rubbish bin
Buzzing around Buzzing around
Fridge door is open, won’t you step right in
Buzzing around Buzzing around
Oh she was looking for a place to lay her maggots
Yes she was looking for a place to lay her maggots
Settle on a sandwich, bomb the biscuit tin
Buzzing around Buzzing around
Do the mashed potato on a sausage skin
Buzzing around Buzzing around
Oh she was looking for a place to lay her maggots
Yes she was looking for a place to lay her maggots
Yes ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a marvel of nature is at work in your very home. Be astounded as two wings whip the air at a frenzied speed of 200 beats per second. Gaze in astonishment as two compound eyes collate visual information into four thousand tiny television screens. But there’s more…not one, not two, but six, yes six sexy segmented legs. Send no money, that’s right, send no money. This wonderful once in a lifetime show is now appearing in a kitchen near you!
Set her sights, the fly alights on a fish’s fin
Buzzing around Buzzing around
Honey, jam, leftover ham, toast sliced thick or thin
Buzzing around Buzzing around
Oh she was looking for a place to lay her maggots
Yes she was looking for a place to lay her maggots
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Pretty, Sweetie, Happy, Lucky
Pretty wore dresses
Sweetie was nice
Happy was singing
Lucky was charming but cold as ice
Pretty loved flowers
Sweetie loved honey
Happy loved singing
Lucky stayed up all night counting her money
Lucky won Lotto one dark summer's night
She kept it all to herself
She didn't tell Pretty
She didn't tell Sweetie
Or Happy or anyone else
Pretty grew older
Sweetie grew sour
Happy grew quiet
Lucky grew richer, minute by hour
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LAZY
02:39
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Lazy lazy
Maybe I'll...never mind
Lazy lazy
I'll get up...sometime
I would but I couldn't
I should but I can't
I just can't be bothered
My motor won't start
I'll do it tomorrow
I'll be there next week
Wait just a minute
While I have a sleep
My mother tells me that I'll rust away
But I lie in my bed anyway
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PICK ME
01:58
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The smallest thing
Is bigger than me
But I still grow
On the human bean tree
They never pick me
They never pick me
The ones who do the picking never see what I be
They never pick me
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6. |
FAVOURITE UNDIES
00:47
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When you've got your favourite undies on
The world's a brighter place
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YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
03:03
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You are what you eat
It’s what you eat you are
You are what you eat you are
What you eat you are
Is what you eat
Woke up face down on a plate
Plate needs food
I can’t wait
What’s for breakfast baconhead?
Porridge spoon
Boiled egg
Fell asleep in my lunchbox
Vegemite
Or might not
Frankenfurter, fish ‘n’chips
Salty dog
Lick my lips
Split the kumara, Greedy Guts
Leave the apple core
Chicken pie must say goodbye
Not mushroom no more
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JOE
02:34
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Plenty more fish in the sea, Joe
Plenty more fish in the sea, Joe
If you go swimming
Go swimming with me
Plenty more fish in the sea
Plenty more eggs in the box, Joe
Plenty more eggs in the box, Joe
Can't lift your head if it's full of rocks
Plenty more eggs in the box, Joe
He might be in the garden
Sending shivers down your spine
He might be in the bedroom
Sending bad dreams to your mind
He might be in the hallway
If you leave your toys behind
He's a horrible old monster
Who lives in a bin on the beach
Plenty more stars in the sky, Joe
Plenty more stars in the sky, Joe
You keep staring
You'll get poked in the eye
Plenty more stars in the sky
Joe
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9. |
SINGALONG
00:35
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Singalong
Singalong
Altogether now
Here's one we all know
Singalong
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It's the Impossible Dancing Song
Stands on your feet
Wears the wrong clothes
Lies through its teeth
And breathes through its nose
It's the Impossible Dancing Song
Laughs in your face
Swears at your mum
Too many fingers
And not enough thumbs
It's the Impossible Dancing Song
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11. |
I NEVER
02:24
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It wasn't my fault
She pushed me
He hit me first
I never
She did, he did, she did, he did.....I never
I want what she's got
'Snot fair
I got it first
You never
She did, he did, she did, he did.....I never
You never let me
So what
Look what you done
I never
She did, he did, she did, he did.....I never
You better watch out
I'm telling
I'll get you first
You'll never
She did, he did, she did, he did.....I never
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12. |
FATCAT & FISHFACE THEME
01:16
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Fatcat & Fishface New Zealand
FATCAT & FISHFACE are the award-winning outlaws of New Zealand children’s music. Their cheeky style and offbeat humour have been compared to Spike Milligan, Roald Dahl and Maurice Sendak.
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